i just want famous friends so i can be famous by association and not have to do any work

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i just want famous friends so i can be famous by association and not have to do any work

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i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
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the answer to every question on tests in school
I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot
I’m done with this website.